[Kumpulan] CSI: Cyber Season 1 Subtitle Indonesia

Show runners Zuicker, Mendelson and Donahue give up on CSI-cities (they missed CSI Cricklewood) to give themselves free reign with the FBI's glossed-over cyber-crimes team. Two lurid opening episodes fail to produce anything other than another glossy TV franchise behemoth assembled in expensive kit-form. Including yet another theme tune by The Who.

The CSI Cyber team looks to have been pulled from a deck of TV Cop Show Top Trumps cards; Medium's Patricia Arquette, glossed and plastered to the point she looks like someone else (Marg Helgenberg) is the troubled psychologist turned FBI agent; Dawson's Creek lead James Van Der Beek is now the running, jumping, shooting action man.

The rest of the team includes schlubby fat beardy hardware geek, lippy African-American software hacker geek, and oriental hottie forensic geek; all overseen by the ever-watchable, but so far scarce, Peter McNichol (Numbers, Ally McBeal).

Allegedly based on the work of a real cyber-psychologist (apparently they exist), Mary Aiken, Arquette's Avery Ryan heads the FBI's Cyber Crime Division. In Zuicker's CSI-world, complex International cases are opened and wrapped in forty-five minutes of frenetic key-board tapping, soldering, and DNA-swabbing. Admittedly there's less musical-montage pseudo-science B-S, as this is replaced by Mr Beek's running, jumping and shooting. So in this respect, CSI Cyber is less CSI, more Hawaii 5-nil, whilst aiming for, and missing its target the original NCIS, or the whimsically fanciful Bones.

Yes, the cast is less irritating than NCIS Los Angeles or NCIS New Orleans, but that's not difficult; the plots however are even more flimsy, with every cliche of cyber-nonsense wrapped around conventional cop-show tropes including team banter that makes the preceding CSI juggernauts look like Arthur Miller's finest.